No One Can Beat India !


We often come across people saying India will never develop and many with their obsession with abroad countries. Today, I will be telling things which are possible only and only in India. You do it or not, you must have seen one or the other doing it.

  • Red Light or No Red light
Everyone knows, but never bothered to show that they know about something known as ZEBRA crossing. We, Indians, are specialized in crossing the roads in any situation, anytime and anywhere. We don’t have to wait for the green color.
A single hand uplifting towards your car is a signal that doesn’t need any other signal. Period.
  • Sanskars
Abroad, the moment you are 16, you are looked down upon if you are living with your parents. In India, the situation is totally opposite. The more you will live your parents, the more you will be known as a person with SANSKARS.
  • Variety of names
In India, we have taken so much diversity into us that our every relative, be it close ones or far far far ones, we have a name. Indians make their relations in seconds. We decide to give names without any approval. Nobody is an aunty or uncle here. It all depends upon the bond they share with our parents. Like if a lady is more frank with our mother then she will be MASI., if with the father then BHUA. I mean seriously..

Twitching In Body Is A Sign Of

  • Bargaining
This is the ultimate feature of Indians. No matter how rich one is, every lady will begin bargain anytime, anywhere for anything to everything.
  • Mature Guests
Indians can land up to your house anytime without any intimation and they call it surprise with joy. They are mature to take decisions. Period.
  • Every cuisine is Indian
Indians can mix any spice in any food and bring out a different recipe which is known as MOM'S recipe. One who can eat Rajma or kadi with maggi is the one who represents Indianism perfectly.
  • One tool – enough for all.
Only Indians can understand the joy and taste of eating food with hands. Accept it or not, eating with hands are the most delicious ones. You are rich, middle class or poor or MODERN. One or other time, you must have eaten with hands, if not, then what are you waiting for? Go and enjoy.
  • Arrange marriage
If we check the records abroad, then even the youngsters will not be able to count their relationships, but in India, there is still a trust on parents choice. There are people who love their arranged partners and bring the best relation out.
  • Diversity with freedom
You are free to go anywhere and anytime irrespective of caste and religion. Indians worship with pure heart at every place of God, be it Gurudwara, temple, church, masjid or any other religious place.
  • May clothes long live.
Without spending money on Surf excels and Tides, our mothers can keep clothes intact for centuries. And with their emotional side attached to them.
  • Window satisfaction.
Indian girls know how to make balance between shops and malls. They know where to shop depending upon the occasion. They know how to deal with roadside vendors to mall mangers.

EPIC ONES
  • Missed calls
Missed calls are a way of message. One use it to inform their parents that they reached the place safely, showing  that you want others to call you, a source of irritating your friends, calling someone from the other room. This concept is as wide as you can think.

Wonders Of Rudraksha !

  • Guess work at its best
Indians measure distance in time. You are so used to it that you will not be able to find this habit, unusual. Ask anyone about a place and they will tell you 10 minutes from here, 3 hours from flight, 3 days from the train, etc, etc. No actual kilometers will be disclosed. Sshhh.. Secret it is..
  • Nukkads, be the rescue
No matter how good technology has developed, Indians still stop at the nukkads or paan valas to ask roads and address. Holding GPS is not satisfactory until you use a human as your personal navigational device.
  • Big heart, Big India
Indians will never show you a space constraint. There will always be a space for one. Be it rickshaw, bus, train, auto anything. We can fit 200 people within a 50 person capacity.


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